Daffy & Dandy? (Kim Jong Il)
2 May 2008
Pyongyang,
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Presenting the master puppeteer behind the closest thing our globe offers to George Orwell's chilling 1984. Imagine a state run with an iron hand, cruel, calculated, and methodically brilliant fist, all backed with nuclear power.
Some revere him as a deity, born on a sacred mountain, many more think he is crazy, and all, including his friends fear this freakish and foppish fanatic. Not surprisingly, Kim Jong Il likes Daffy Duck (he is a bit daffy after all) and fast cars, he has numerous villas scattered around the country.
In spite of the fact that most of his people , 22 million of them, are starving, he enjoys the best imported food, including French wine and cognac. His favorite cars, which he races through the empty streets of Pyongyang, are Mazdas, Mercedes and Cadillacs (hmmm that says alot) his favorite motorbike, Harley, and he prefers Hennessey Cognac.
This little man in more ways than one wears lift shoes and bouffant hair in order to stand taller... but he remains oh such a small man, his rhetoric is hot but he is blue steel cold!
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